After a BBC reporter asked the women’s Morocco team captain how many lesbians there are in the team, Jim asks: “What the hell were they thinking?!” He takes another pop at the BBC (“Bring Back Communism”) after it finally apologised to Nigel Farage for its totally inaccurate report on why his Coutts account was cancelled - and tells us why he thinks Dame Alison Rose should be sacked. The Ashes, Charlotte Owen’s peerage, strip clubs and the Portland migrant barge also get a mention, along with trans woman Anne Coombes demanding access to the women’s changing rooms, despite “looking like Jim Bowen in a frock”.