The first illegal immigrants have started arriving on the Bibby Stockholm barge off Portland - and Jim isn’t happy about it. On the latest episode of This Week, he demands crooked lawyers advising migrants to lie to stay in the country be prosecuted, criticises those at the port waiting with migrant “welcome packs” for failing to read the room of the nation, laughs that those refusing to go on the barge are now scared of water, and agrees with Tory MP Lee Anderson who said: “If they don’t like barges then f*** off back to France.” He also discusses a woman having her operation cancelled for requesting that only biological women be involved in her intimate care, asks why everyone is pretending they enjoy women’s football, and sends his best wishes to Nick Owen after his cancer diagnosis.